The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tonight, we are young, So we'll set the world on fire, We can burn brighter, Than the sun!
The Misheard: Tonight, we are young,So we'll set the world on fire,We can burn brighter,Venison!
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Real Lyric: I'm begging you for a little sympathy, and if you use me again it'll be the end of me.
The Misheard: I'm begging you for a little sip of tea,and if you do me again that'll be the end of me.
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Real Lyric: It was like a time-bomb set into motion, we knew that we were destined to explode.
The Misheard: It was like a condom set into motion, like it was destined to explode
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Real Lyric: Fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me.
The Misheard: I buried my boots when you got up to leave me.
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Real Lyric: Here we go round, lookin' for somethin', mulberry bush!
The Misheard: Here we go round, lookin' for someone-- Mother-in-Law!
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Real Lyric: You'll find it in the deepest friendships
The Misheard: You'll find it in the deepest trenches
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Real Lyric: White-winged dove
The Misheard: One-winged duck
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Real Lyric: Crack that Whip
The Misheard: Crash at Will
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Real Lyric: Dirty old townnnnn, dirty old townnnnnnn
The Misheard: Dirty old cowwwwwwwwwww, dirty old cowwwwwwww
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Real Lyric: I should be sleeping like a log
The Misheard: And I've been sleeping with a hog
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