The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Why don't you look at me? (Because I'm afraid to breath)
The Misheard: Why don't you look at me? (Because I'm afraid to pee)
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Real Lyric: I'm a singer in a band! Well I like drummers baby, you're not my man!
The Misheard: I'm a sicker in a bag! Well I like drummers baby, and not my hands!
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Real Lyric: Women, they will come and they will go. When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
The Misheard: Women, they will come and they will go.When the rainbow shaves you clean, you'll know.
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front. It's a put-on.
The Misheard: Livin' in a stump,Livin' in a stump.It's a put-on.
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Real Lyric: Because they told me When I was younger Say, 'Boy, you gon' be President.'
The Misheard: Here comes the Tall ManWithout his young girlSay, 'Boy, you gon' be President.'
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Real Lyric: It's like I told you, Only the lonely can play.
The Misheard: It's like I told you,Only the lonely get laid.
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Real Lyric: He hollered, Rave on, children I'm with ya Rave on Cats, he cried He hollered, "Rave on, children, I'm with ya! Rave on, cats," he cried.
The Misheard: He hollered, Rave on children I'm with yaRave on Patsy Cline
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Real Lyric: I know that you're a glamour puss My explanation's useless
The Misheard: I know that you're a glamour pussMy exponential juices
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Real Lyric: Listen now to the wind babe, listen now to the rain! Feel that water licking at my feet again
The Misheard: Listen out to the wind break listen out to the rain, I can feel my waters dripping down my feet again
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Real Lyric: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing pavements
The Misheard: Should I give up or should I just keep chasing penguins
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