The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Marconi plays the mamba
The Misheard: My pony plays the number
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Real Lyric: Police have got the choke hold, oh, and we just lost the beat
The Misheard: But 'least we run the cho-home, oh, that we just loves to beat
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Real Lyric: We are the hungry ones, on a lightning raid
The Misheard: We are the hungry ones, on the night gettin' laid
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three-day growth
The Misheard: Good cheap wine and a three legged goat
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Real Lyric: Timeless and beautiful
The Misheard: Time isn't beautiful
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Real Lyric: Got a pretty girl and she love me long time
The Misheard: Smack a pretty girl and penny and wine her
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Real Lyric: They do the fingers like red fox (in Los Angeles)
The Misheard: They do the finger's light red farts (and send your love)
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Real Lyric: I'm free to be the greatest, I'm alive!
The Misheard: I'm afraid to be the greatest and you're right!
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Real Lyric: beauty queen of only 18, she
The Misheard: beauty queen of only 18 sheep
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Real Lyric: If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep Then I'm putting out the lantern Find your own way back home
The Misheard: If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep Then I'm putting out the lantern Find your own way back, ho
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