The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can remember when you could stop a clock
The Misheard: I remember when you could starve a fly
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Real Lyric: Get your philosophy from a hopless victim
The Misheard: Get your fill of Sophie from a popeless victim
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride
The Misheard: She's got a ticket to Hyde
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Real Lyric: WOAH OH, CHINA GROVE!
The Misheard: WOAH OH, TELEPHONE!
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who Claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie Jean is not my daughter Hey sister girl she Claims that I am the one But the kitties not my song
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Real Lyric: There's a little yellow idol to the north of Kathmandu
The Misheard: There's a little yellow isle to the north of Mountain Dew
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Real Lyric: Watergate dose not bother me, Dose your conscious bother you.
The Misheard: One armed gay dose not bother me, Now dose your conscious bother you?
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Real Lyric: Only to find Gideon's Bible
The Misheard: Only to find agent 5-0
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Real Lyric: The last 2 lines of the last verse should read: "And I'm going back to New Orleans To wear that ball and chain."
The Misheard: "And I'm going back to New Orleans To where that varmint came."
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bake me a pie of love
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