The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a douche Into the rotor of the night
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Real Lyric: What a nice suprise. Bring your alibis.
The Misheard: What a nice surprise Think I'll itemize
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Real Lyric: Teenage wasteland
The Misheard: teenage waitress
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Real Lyric: Oh the pictures have All been washed in black
The Misheard: Oh the b**thes have All been washed in black
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Real Lyric: Purple haze all in my eyes Don't know if it's day or night You got me blowin', blowin' my mind Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?
The Misheard: Purple haze all in my eyes Don't know if it's day or night You've got big boobs, they're blowin' my mind Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?
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Real Lyric: She was a long cool woman in a black dress
The Misheard: She belonged to a woman in a black dress
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Real Lyric: With the lights out, It's less dangerous
The Misheard: Turn the lights out, Hit the stages
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Real Lyric: We danced through the night, and we held each other tight. The way she looked was well beyond compare. Oh, I couldn't dance with another when I saw her standing there.
The Misheard: We danced through the night, and we held each other's tights. The way she looked was well beyong compare. Oh, I couldn't dance with her mother when I saw her standing bare.
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Real Lyric: Drove my Chevy
The Misheard: machete
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine, and a three day growth.
The Misheard: Cheap wine, and a pre-aged goat.
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