The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Kiss me and smile for me, tell me that you'll wait for me
The Misheard: Kiss me and smaffle me, tell me that you’ll wait for me
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Real Lyric: I decided long ago, never to walk with anyone's shadow
The Misheard: I decided long ago, never to walk with Edu Manzano(Edu Manzano is the name of a Filipino actor)
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Real Lyric: Clara puts her head between her paws
The Misheard: Daylight puts her head between the whores
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Real Lyric: I twist my hips, watch me – Touch my hips, watch me,I twist my hips, watch me – Touch my hips, watch me, I pump my fist, watch me – I punch my fist, watch me
The Misheard: Touch my hips, watch me, I punch my fist, watch me,Touch my hips, watch me, I punch my fist, watch me,Touch my hips, watch me, I punch my fist, watch me.
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Real Lyric: All Around The Cobbler's Bench
The Misheard: All Around the Cul-de-sac
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Real Lyric: (Stiáir óir is dhᡠsheol airgid) Is cupla chon de ór na Spáinne
The Misheard: it's true, a Honda motorcycle.....
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Real Lyric: I met a man locked away, for things he hadn't done. Innocence on a ball and chain, never feel the sun, again on his face, or roses in his hands. But when he smiled at me, I could understand
The Misheard: I met a man locked away,for things he hadn't done.Innocence on a ball and chain,never feel the sun. I came on his face, or roses in his hands. But when he smiled at me,I could understand
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Real Lyric: Where I've been for the past few years or so; Paris to China to Colorado
The Misheard: Where I've been for the past few years or so;Barest vagina to get a ride on
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Real Lyric: Why don't we call on Him before we lose our way.
The Misheard: Why don't we call on him before we lose our weight
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: DURDEEDEE AND THE THUNDER CHIEF
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