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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Return To Sender

    Real Lyric: Return to sender

    The Misheard: Retards Surrender

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    Artist: Two Door Cinema Club

    Song: I Can Talk

    Real Lyric: Now I can talk, No one gets off (I know how you like to)

    The Misheard: Now I can talk, No one gets off(Nobody likes you)

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    Artist: T. G. Sheppard

    Song: Only One You

    Real Lyric: There's only one Eiffel Tower One finest hour

    The Misheard: There's only one Eiffel TowerOne golden shower

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: Dirty Magic

    Real Lyric: The things you say Games you play Dirty magic

    The Misheard: The things you sayGames you playDirty mattress

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    Artist: LMFAO

    Song: Sexy And I Know It

    Real Lyric: Everybody stops and they staring at me

    The Misheard: Everybody stops and they stirring that cheese

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    Artist: Stone Temple Pilots

    Song: Dead & Bloated

    Real Lyric: I feel I've come of age

    The Misheard: I need a bubble bath

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Sweet Emotion

    Real Lyric: Sweet Emotion

    The Misheard: Hey, Hey, You sonofab***h, I love her! or even Hey, Hey, Yes I'm a b***h, I love her

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    Artist: 30 Seconds to Mars

    Song: Beautiful Lie

    Real Lyric: I'm runnin' 'round in circles, baby

    The Misheard: I'm runnin' 'round in circles, bagels

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    Artist: America

    Song: Sister Golden Hair

    Real Lyric: Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Golden Hair, surprise.

    The Misheard: Well, I keep on thinkin' 'bout you, Sister Gold and Air Supply.

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    Artist: Sweeney Todd Soundtrack

    Song: The Ballad of Sweeney Todd

    Real Lyric: Freely flows the blood of those who moralize.

    The Misheard: Freely flows the blood of those who mummify.

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