The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dust of time got in your eyes, fleeting glimpse, call it a sigh...
The Misheard: Dance a tango in your eyes, fleeting glimpse, call it a sigh...
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Real Lyric: Daughter of darkness, stay out of my life...
The Misheard: Daughter of dog mess, stay out of my life...
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Real Lyric: I am titanium
The Misheard: I am tattooed to you
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Real Lyric: What's life with no fun? Please, don't be so ashamed.
The Misheard: What's life with no Fundies? Don't be so ashamed.
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Real Lyric: Tá folt lei a' tuitim go feóir
The Misheard: Tom Boslay a titting gone yore
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Real Lyric: Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long!
The Misheard: My wife is a highway, I wanna ride herall night long!
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Real Lyric: Now I'm feelin' so fly, Like a g6, like a g6.
The Misheard: Now I'm feelin' so dry,Like a cheese stick, like a cheese stick.
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Real Lyric: It doesn't matter if we make it or not!
The Misheard: It makes a big difference if your naked on top!
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Real Lyric: A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido
The Misheard: In a lottoImma buy moreI'm a-scared of Alligators
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine; Plowmen dig my earth. None of them along the line Know what any of it is worth.
The Misheard: "Businessman there, drink my wine;"Come and dig my herb."None will level on the line."Nobody argued its worth.
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