The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner out in the street, Willie and the Poor boys are playing bring your nickles, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the corner Howdy in the street, Willie and the poor boys, the band bring a nickel, can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: I wake up in the morning And cry, yeah yeah
The Misheard: I wake up in the morning And cry, "Benny Hill!"
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Real Lyric: Love lies bleeding in my hands
The Misheard: Lord, I've peed in my pants
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed.
The Misheard: I'm insincere.
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Real Lyric: You got the peaches, I got the cream
The Misheard: You got the bleachers, I got the seats
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Real Lyric: Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon You come and go... You come and go...
The Misheard: Come, a-come, a-come, a-come, a-come-a to me Leann You come and go... You come and go...
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Real Lyric: but im going off the rails of the crazy train
The Misheard: but im going all crazy and in lots of pain
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me...
The Misheard: Strong as nutmeg
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Real Lyric: concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT!!, DONE DIRT CHEAP!!
The Misheard: Hungry Jews on mt. cyanide, TNT, DONE FOR CHEAP
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Real Lyric: Baby when I met you there was peace and war
The Misheard: Baby when I met you there was peace and war
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