The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tender lumplings everywhere
The Misheard: Tender lunch meats everywhere
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Real Lyric: I took a pill in Ibiza, to show Avicii I was cool
The Misheard: I took a pill ate a pizza, to show a beezy I was cool
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Real Lyric: I gave you everything I can't give anymore
The Misheard: I give you everything I can't give you animal
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Real Lyric: You're where you should be all the time, but when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
The Misheard: You're where you should be all the time, but when you're not you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a POSTMAN
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Real Lyric: And the song that I am singing is a prayer to non-believers.
The Misheard: And the song that I am singing is a prayer to my ninnybird.
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Real Lyric: Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy
The Misheard: My stick is guaranteed to satisfy
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Real Lyric: Wake up kids / We got the dreamer's disease
The Misheard: Ric Ocasek / We got teh dreamer's disease
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Real Lyric: Shareef don't like it Rock the Casbah, rock the Casbah
The Misheard: It's demeaning and I like it Rock the asphalt, rock the asphalt
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Real Lyric: Pour gasoline on the vault
The Misheard: Orgasming on the vaultt
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Real Lyric: I got this feeling, inside my bones.
The Misheard: I got this feeling, inside my balls.
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