The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i guess I should've known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last
The Misheard: I guess I should've known by the way you popped your collar sideways that it wouldn't last
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Real Lyric: Well, she was just 17, You know what I mean, And the way she looked was way beyond compare. So how could I dance with another (ooh) And I saw her standin' there.
The Misheard: Well, she was just 17, You know what I mean, And the way she looked was way beyond a man. So how could I dance with another (ooh) And I saw her standin' there.
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Real Lyric: To lick your heart and taste your health cause
The Misheard: To lick your heart and face your haircut
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Real Lyric: They paved Paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: The Pig Paradise at the foot of the parking lot.
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Real Lyric: She moves in mysterious ways
The Misheard: She poops in a serious way
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Real Lyric: Later, we'll have some Pumpkin Pie
The Misheard: Later we'll have some f**kING pie
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Real Lyric: The morning rain clouds up my window
The Misheard: the morning rain lights up my window
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Real Lyric: I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
The Misheard: I'd like to keep my sheets dry today or I like my green eggs fried today.
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Real Lyric: We're the renegades of funk
The Misheard: Put a rat in that cage and f*ck
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Real Lyric: You can call me Al.
The Misheard: You can call meow.
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