The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't want to work. I want to bang on the drum all day.
The Misheard: I don't want to work. I want to play honky-tonk all day.
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Real Lyric: While the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
The Misheard: When the blitzkrieg race had its finest day
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Real Lyric: Scaramouche, scaramouche Will you do the fandango
The Misheard: Screaming tooshy screaming tooshy Will you get me a Faygo
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Real Lyric: And Little Early Pearly Came by in her curly-wurly And asked me if I needed a ride
The Misheard: And Little Early Birdie Gave my hand a squirrley whirley And asked me if I needed a ride
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Real Lyric: Eye's without a face
The Misheard: How's about a date
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Real Lyric: Lay down Sally
The Misheard: Way down south
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Real Lyric: Don't stand so close to me
The Misheard: The sad song goes away
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust.
The Misheard: I never wanna pass the duck.
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Real Lyric: Young man - there's no need to feel down I said - young man, pick yourself off the ground I said - young man, 'cause your in a new town There's no need to be unhappy
The Misheard: Yo ma'am There's no need to feel proud I say Yo ma'am get your self on the ground I say Yo ma'am cuz you knew in the sound there's no need to be unhappy
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds done Dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds Dundern Cheif
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