The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Well Good God Almighty which way do I steer, to get my cheeseburger in paradise...
The Misheard: Well Good guy O'mally which way do I steer, to get my cheeseburger in paradise...
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
The Misheard: Throw me toaster, Chinese dancer
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Real Lyric: She has a built-in ability to take everything she sees
The Misheard: She has a filthy ability to take everything she sees
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Real Lyric: She comes to me on a summer's breeze
The Misheard: She comes to me on a submarine
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisble tough s**t!
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
The Misheard: Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard - me
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Real Lyric: Had me a time with a poor man's lady.
The Misheard: Had me a time with a store man's lady.
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Real Lyric: warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air,
The Misheard: warm smell of lolita's, rising up through the air,
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Real Lyric: It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.
The Misheard: It's the nineties and it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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Real Lyric: After midnight, morning will come
The Misheard: After midnight, Barney will come
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