The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's a Brick ----- House!
The Misheard: She's a b**th ------ ouw!
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Real Lyric: Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
The Misheard: Memories and elephants are playin in the band *OR* Memory is an element of playin in the band
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Real Lyric: You and I, Will live and die...
The Misheard: You and I, Will never die...
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Real Lyric: Love is like oxygen
The Misheard: Love is like a chick-en
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Real Lyric: I gave up, I broke, it's true...
The Misheard: I gave up my broken shoe...
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Real Lyric: She wore a pearl necklace
The Misheard: She wore a turtle neck dress
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Real Lyric: And she'll tease you She'll unease you All the better just to please you
The Misheard: And she'll tease you She'll unease you Hug a bathtub just to please you
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Real Lyric: "there's a small boat made of china, it's going nowhere on the mantle piece".
The Misheard: "there's a small bald man from china, he's going nowhere on the mantle piece".
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Real Lyric: Well I just got into town about an hour ago.
The Misheard: Well I did a little dime about an hour ago
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Real Lyric: Another turning point a fork stuck in the road...
The Misheard: Another turnip boy his fork stuck in the road
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