The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone The place is a mad-house, feels like being cloned
The Misheard: Well I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone Strangers in me house, feels like King Kong
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Real Lyric: Too fat, fat you must cut lean. You got to take the elevator to the mezzanine, Chump, change, and it's on, Super bon bon Super bon bon etc
The Misheard: Two Fat Bachelors cut clean, They've got to take the elevator to the mezzanine Chumps, Change And it's on Super bon bon Super bon bon etc
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Real Lyric: But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Quieres una manzana (kee-eh-de soon a mansana)
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Real Lyric: We're giving love in a family dose
The Misheard: Making love with a femidom
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Real Lyric: It's too late tonight To drag the past out into the light.
The Misheard: It's too late tonight To drag the cats out into the night.
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Real Lyric: only the lonely
The Misheard: holy polony
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Real Lyric: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words...
The Misheard: I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind, put my foot down on a worm...
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Real Lyric: I blessed the rains down in Africa
The Misheard: I miss Lorraine down in Africa
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Real Lyric: She got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
The Misheard: She's got credit problems, stand outside
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Real Lyric: All the better just to please you.
The Misheard: Hold the bathtub just to please you.
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