The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can't always get what you want
The Misheard: You can't always get enchiladas
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Real Lyric: Shake, shake senora, shake it left and right Work, work, work senora, right into my ride
The Misheard: Shake, shake, shake, Kia Ora, shake it left and rightWork, work, work, Kia Ora, welcome to my life
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Real Lyric: ...The Sawdust King spits out his scorn...
The Misheard: ...The Sawdust King spits out his Corn...
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Real Lyric: I'll be loving you if you just dare me.
The Misheard: I'll be loving you, if you just marry me.
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Real Lyric: Like a G6.
The Misheard: Like A Cheesestick
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Real Lyric: I'm stuck just like a pig Roasting in your eyes
The Misheard: I'm stuck just like a pigRoasting in your **s
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Real Lyric: Enter Light
The Misheard: Enter Dwight
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Real Lyric: Just a come on from the whores on seventh avenue
The Misheard: Just a come on from Toy Stores on seventh avenue
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Real Lyric: Over us all to reign.
The Misheard: Over basalt terrain.
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Real Lyric: Let's ride with the Family down the street. Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
The Misheard: That's right they're the family down the street.Through the courtesy of Pretzel Pete.
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