The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So, I won't close the door
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Real Lyric: Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket man, burning altitude aphelion
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Real Lyric: And the same black line that was drawn on you Was drawn on me
The Misheard: The same white dress that looks short on you looks short on me
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Real Lyric: You had a temper.
The Misheard: You had a tampon
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Real Lyric: My Moniquita
The Misheard: My own taquita
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
The Misheard: Dirty deeds, Thunderchief.
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame.
The Misheard: Sha-ka-la-ha and you're too lame
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: She's a b**th. Ow!
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Real Lyric: Dancing queen young and sweet only seventeen
The Misheard: Dancing queen young and sweet only seventy
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Real Lyric: And you snatch your rattling last breaths With deep-sea-diver sounds,
The Misheard: And you snatch your rats with elasto-breath with deep knee driver pounds
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