The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Since you came along, you sexy thing
The Misheard: Since your tingly prawns were sexy things
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Real Lyric: I got the A.M. (Radio on!)
The Misheard: I got the, ahem, (Radio on!)
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Real Lyric: In the quiet of the railway station, running scared.
The Misheard: In the quiet of the railway station --REDSKINS !
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Real Lyric: I see no sense in this crying and grieving. We'll both live a lot longer If you live without me.
The Misheard: I see no sense in this crying and grieving. We'll both do our own laundry, If you live without me.
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Real Lyric: Shout to all my lost boys
The Misheard: Shout to all my busboys
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Real Lyric: When all the salt is taken from the sea I stand dethroned I'm naked and I bleed But when your finger points so savagely, Is anybody there to believe in me To hear my plea and take care of me?
The Misheard: When all the soldiers taken from the sea I stand dethroned I'm naked and I weep But when your finger points so solidly Is anybody there to believe in me To hear my pee and take care of me?
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Real Lyric: I might not been the tallest Until I learned how to jump
The Misheard: Oh man I've been a tortoise 'Til I learned how to jump
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Real Lyric: I know that you want to So go on and let it I know that you want to So go on and let it
The Misheard: I know that you want to Suck on it lady I know that you want to Suck on all the lettuce
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Real Lyric: If you'd open your eyes Then maybe you could see A figment of closed minds You know education is the key Hate sparks will create fire Oh, why can't you let me be? Oh, I see you're stoopid blind I know you cannot see
The Misheard: Rip you, don't pick your eyes, Then maybe you can say (yell!), "I pick them up, clothes man! You know where they make CHORIZO?" 'kay?! Eggs want to create fire! Why can't you let them pray? Washing your stupid brine! I know you cannot sing!
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Real Lyric: Kids feeling rebellious, coz their parents, their parents still listen to Elvis
The Misheard: Kids feeling rebellious, and bears, the bears still listen to Elvis
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