The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's a big black crow sitting on my window ledge
The Misheard: There's a big butthole s**tting in by underwear.
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Real Lyric: Last night I held Aladdin's Lamp
The Misheard: Last night I held a lettuce lamp
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Real Lyric: I feel stupid, and contagious
The Misheard: We're diseased now, please contain us
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Real Lyric: a denial, a denial,.....
The Misheard: I'm in Ihop, I'm in Ihop,.....
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Real Lyric: She's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
The Misheard: She's a mighty whitey, just letting it ALL hang out.
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Real Lyric: Pays my ticket when I speed
The Misheard: Eats my chicken when I speed
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Real Lyric: I want to feel sunlight on my my face
The Misheard: I want to feel some lead in my face
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Real Lyric: Hold me close tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me close Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: big pimpin spendin G's
The Misheard: big pimpin spinnin the cheese
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Real Lyric: I want to be your sledgehammer
The Misheard: I want to be your stench hymer
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