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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Oh, oh we're halfway there... Living on a prayer Gina thinks of running away She cries in her bed; Tommy whispers

    The Misheard: Oh, oh we're hand waving... Living on a prayer Gina thinks of running away She cries in her bed on Christmas

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    Artist: Carly Simon

    Song: You're So Vain

    Real Lyric: I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee

    The Misheard: I had some cream; there were grounds in my coffee

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Paperback Writer

    Real Lyric: Paperback Writer

    The Misheard: Affelback Rightcher

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Tiny Dancer

    Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer...

    The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Love Rollercoaster

    Real Lyric: Move over dead, cos' I'm a double dipple.

    The Misheard: Move over dad, cos' I'm a double dipper.

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love

    Real Lyric: Aint talkin bout love

    The Misheard: Eat turkey not love

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Roxanne

    Real Lyric: Roxanne

    The Misheard: Roast Lamb

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Message In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: Sending out an S.O.S.

    The Misheard: Sunday night on CBS.

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Basket Case

    Real Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once

    The Misheard: Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything allowance

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    Artist: Hall & Oates

    Song: Maneater

    Real Lyric: Woah oh, here she comes She's a maneater

    The Misheard: Woah oh, here she comes She's a bandita

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