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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: One Vision

    Real Lyric: no blood, no stain

    The Misheard: no blood, no sting

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    Artist: Kiss

    Song: I Love It Loud

    Real Lyric: I wanna hear it loud, right between the eyes !

    The Misheard: I wanna beat you down right between the eyes!

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Penny Lane

    Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes

    The Misheard: Then Elaine is in my ears and in my eyes

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    Artist: Police

    Song: So Lonely

    Real Lyric: I'm so lonely

    The Misheard: I'm Sue Lawley

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    Artist: Presidents of the United States

    Song: Peaches

    Real Lyric: Walkin' on the beaches, Lookin' at the peaches

    The Misheard: Walkin' on the beaches, Lookin' at the features

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Return To Sender

    Real Lyric: return to sender, address unknown

    The Misheard: return to Cindy, address unknown

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: And little Early Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: A LITTLE EARLY BIRDIE GAVE MY ANUS CURLY WURLY AND ASKED ME IF I NEEDED A RIDE

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots

    The Misheard: She's got electric boobs

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: The stab it with their steely knives, But they just can’t kill the beast

    The Misheard: They stab it with their skinny knives, But they just can`t kill the beast

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    Artist: Foundations

    Song: Build Me Up Buttercup

    Real Lyric: I'll be beside the phone waiting for you.

    The Misheard: I'll be your xylophone weeding for you.

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