The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stone walls surround me, I'm surprised that you even found me.
The Misheard: Don't waltz around me. I'm surprised that you even found me.
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Real Lyric: "I believe in miracles"
The Misheard: "I can't eat eggrolls"
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Real Lyric: It's much harder to come by I'm waiting in line
The Misheard: It's much harder to CarambaI'm waiting in line
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Real Lyric: Love gets you high
The Misheard: Love is like pie
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Real Lyric: Draggin' the line
The Misheard: Hangin' around
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Real Lyric: He's got a daytime job, he's doing alright
The Misheard: He's got a date, ha ha, he's doing alright
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Real Lyric: Put me in, coach
The Misheard: Caribbean cove
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Real Lyric: Voices
The Misheard: Boar's head
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Real Lyric: That's a recipe to put a vagabond On his hands and knees
The Misheard: That's a recipe to put a vag uponhis hands and knees
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Real Lyric: Did you stand too close to the fire Like a liar looking for forgiveness from a stone?
The Misheard: Did you stand too close to the fireLike a lion looking for forgiveness from the cold?
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