The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner, Don't carry me too far away...
The Misheard: We go jam at a lighthouse, We don't carry too far away...
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Real Lyric: Mama looked up with a tear in her eye and said
The Misheard: Mama looked up with her tin eye and said
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Real Lyric: I Ain't no Holla Back Girl
The Misheard: I ain't no Harley Fat Girl!
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Real Lyric: "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, we'd hear from the people of town they'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves"
The Misheard: "Gypsies chimps in trees, we'd hear from the people of the town they'd tell us "Gypsies chimps in trees."
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Real Lyric: We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl year after year What have we found, the same old fears Wish you were here
The Misheard: We're just two lost souls swimmin' in a fishbowl year after year What have we found, the same old fish Wish you were here
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Real Lyric: Steve walks warily down the street His brim pulled way down low
The Misheard: Steve walks merrily down the street The people wave hello
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Real Lyric: The things you say Your purple prose just gives you away
The Misheard: The things you say Your cotton bras just gave you away
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again They're never gonna keep me down
The Misheard: I get knocked down but I get up again You can handle all the meat in town
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Real Lyric: You walked in to a party Like you were walkin onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot
The Misheard: I don't like reggae oh no I love it Don't you cramp me style Don't you wee on me b***h
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Real Lyric: Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
The Misheard: Some people claim that there's a warm dinner plate
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