The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
The Misheard: Nobody was even sure if he was from the Tour de France.
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Real Lyric: Take my photo off the wall
The Misheard: Take my Frodo off the wall
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Real Lyric: Long tall Texan
The Misheard: Long toed Texan
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Real Lyric: The age of Aquarius,
The Misheard: The angel aquarium
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles.
The Misheard: I believe in urkel
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Real Lyric: Can't you see that you're smothering me
The Misheard: Can't you see that you're smarter than me
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Real Lyric: Black and yellow
The Misheard: Don't be jealous
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Real Lyric: It's a damn cold night
The Misheard: It's a damp cold night
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Real Lyric: Just a shy guy looking for a two ply
The Misheard: Just a shy guy looking for a fruit fly
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Real Lyric: Lord of all the earth We shout Your name, shout Your name Filling up the skies With endless praise, endless praise There is no one like our God We will sing, we will sing [x3]
The Misheard: Lord of all the earthWe shout Your name, shout Your nameFairies of the skyWithin this place, in this place.There is no one like our GodAlla shame, alla shame.
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