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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: dirty knees and a thunder chief

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: You Shook Me All Night Long

    Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies

    The Misheard: She had the cyclops eyes,telling me no lies

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    Artist: Wham!

    Song: Careless Whisper

    Real Lyric: We could have been so good together We could have lived this dance forever

    The Misheard: We could have been so good together We could have lived in bed forever

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: La Isla Bonita

    Real Lyric: Beautiful faces, no cares in this world Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl

    The Misheard: Beautiful faces, nowhere in this world When a girl loves a boy, and the boy was a girl.

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: Ironic

    Real Lyric: It's like a death row pardon, two minutes too late

    The Misheard: It's like a death row hard-on, two minutes too late

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    Artist: Dexy's Midnight Runners

    Song: Come on Eileen

    Real Lyric: come on Eileen (when it's sung higher, not in the chorus)

    The Misheard: I want a laundry

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: Two Pina Coladas

    Real Lyric: Let's set sail with Captain Morgan

    The Misheard: Let's set sail with Kathryn Morgan

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    Artist: Bob Dylan

    Song: Tangled Up In Blue

    Real Lyric: We split up on a dark, sad night

    The Misheard: We split up on the docks that night

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    Artist: Nelly Furtado

    Song: I'm Like A Bird

    Real Lyric: I'm like a bird I only fly away

    The Misheard: I'm like a turd I only float away

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    Artist: Earth, Wind and Fire

    Song: Boogie Wonderland

    Real Lyric: Boogie Wonderland

    The Misheard: Boogie wanna dance

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