The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: hold me close young tony danza
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Real Lyric: Whiskey in the jar-o
The Misheard: Whiskey in the jungle
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Real Lyric: Fantasy will set you free.
The Misheard: Insanity will set you free.
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Real Lyric: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
The Misheard: ...and runny s**t splatters.
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. Whatever it is that girl put a spell on me.
The Misheard: 'Scuse me while I piss the sky. Whatever it is that fell, put a smell on me.
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: dirty feet and the dundo cheese
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims I am the one But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie's jeans are not my size-a She's just a girl who thinks I'm a size number 1 The kid is not much fun...
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane
The Misheard: Life is a back strain
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Real Lyric: With The Birds I'll Share This Lonely View
The Misheard: White Bird Of Shed It's A Lonely View.
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Real Lyric: i think im turning japanese
The Misheard: im turning hats on knees
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