The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I know that goodbye,means nothing at all
The Misheard: I know that your fly means theres nothing at home
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Real Lyric: ... How could they know the palace there had been Behind the door where my love reigned as queen
The Misheard: ... How could they know the palace there had been Behind the door where mother rain is green
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Real Lyric: All the leaves are brown...
The Misheard: Anneliese Braun...
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Real Lyric: i walk alone i walk alone
The Misheard: i wore cologne i wore cologne
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist and directs you where to go
The Misheard: Tongue wrapped your brother and directs you not to go.
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Real Lyric: She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
The Misheard: She's so pretty I'm drowning slowly
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the funky lady
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me close, Italian dancer
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Real Lyric: This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place.
The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just put a spy on my face.
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Real Lyric: "Forget the hearse 'cause I'll never die."
The Misheard: "I'll get the hits 'cause I'll never die" OR "I'll take the hits 'cause I'll never die"
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