The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field...
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hundred children and a crop in the field...
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Real Lyric: Message in a bottle
The Misheard: Message in a butthole !
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Real Lyric: We don't care what your name is boy We'll never turn you away
The Misheard: We don't care what your name is boy We'll never 'tain' you away ('tain' as a cockney variation of 'take')
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Real Lyric: Body and beats, I stain my sheets, I don't even know why...
The Misheard: Five days a week I stain my sheets, I don't even know why...
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Real Lyric: Oye como va mi ritma,
The Misheard: Pour the cocoa puffs and eat them.
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Real Lyric: But some stupid with a flare gun Burned the place to the ground
The Misheard: But some student witha f**-got Burned the place to the ground
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Real Lyric: Take off all your preppy clothes
The Misheard: Take off all the crappy clothes
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Real Lyric: There she stood in the doorway I heard the mission bell
The Misheard: There she stood in the doorway Looking fresh and pale
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Real Lyric: I'm your venus, I'm your fire, you're desire
The Misheard: I'm your penis, I can fire at your desire
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Real Lyric: Reach Out in the Darkness
The Misheard: Freak out in the bathtub
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