The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: i really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree
The Misheard: i really love your peaches, wanna drink your pee
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Real Lyric: "Walk this way . . ."
The Misheard: "Gorgeous Wayne . . ."
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks, you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.
The Misheard: All the little kids with the fork tounged kiss, round and round, runing in my gum. All the other kids with the fork tounged kiss, round and round, runing in my gum.
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Real Lyric: You can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather
The Misheard: You can fan a pretty penny but you can't predict the weather
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Real Lyric: don't want to be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I got to go my pizza's burn'n
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Real Lyric: I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.
The Misheard: I was raised by a true fresh-spirited rag.
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Real Lyric: And she's buying a stairway to heaven
The Misheard: And she's climbing a stairwell to heaven
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Real Lyric: Come on baby, light my fire
The Misheard: Come on baby, light my fart
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow Don't be alarmed now It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
The Misheard: If there's a muscle and your head grows, don't be a farm cow. It's just a sprinkling for the pastry.
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin, these wounds will not heal
The Misheard: Crawling in the bin, these boobs taste like peanuts
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