The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And what the hell is on Joey's head?
The Misheard: And where the hell is Bon Jovi's head?
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Real Lyric: I woke up with an Australian breeze.
The Misheard: I woke up with an Australian Sheep.
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Real Lyric: You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, But that's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever
The Misheard: You know I'm going to lose And gambling's revulse But that's the way I like it baby I'm the one to live forecer
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Real Lyric: Cause I may be bad, but, I'm perfectly good at it. Sex in the air, I don't care i love the smell of it. Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
The Misheard: Cause i may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it. Smexy the hair, I don't care my love's the spelling it. Steven Stone may break my bones but painful spits excite me.
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Real Lyric: There is a house in New Orleans....Oh mother tell your children Not to do what I have done Spend your lives in sin and misery In the House of the Rising Sun
The Misheard: there is a house in muelent....oh mother tell your children, not to do what i have done, spend you lives in sincerity in the house of the rising sun.
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Real Lyric: You dance and shake the hurt.
The Misheard: You dance and jiggle her.
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Real Lyric: Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all
The Misheard: Four thousand hoes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the hoes were rather small They had to count them all
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Real Lyric: Generating steam heat, Blitzkrieg bop
The Misheard: Generate Feeney, Let's kick butt!
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Real Lyric: Mama-mama
The Misheard: Bottle of Vodka
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Real Lyric: Layla, darlin' won't you ease my worried mind...
The Misheard: Layla, darlin' won't you greeze my weird behind....
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