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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view

    The Misheard: With the purple shades it's a lonely view

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Scar Tissue

    Real Lyric: With the birds I share this lonely view

    The Misheard: From the tool shed it's a lonely view

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    Artist: Billy Preston

    Song: With You I'm Born Again

    Real Lyric: Woman don't you know with you I'm born again. Lying safe with you I'm born again.

    The Misheard: Woman don't you know with you I'm gonna gag. Lying safe with you I'm gonna gag.

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    Artist: George Harrison

    Song: I've Got My Mind Set On You

    Real Lyric: I've Got My Mind Set On You

    The Misheard: Get Up Or I'll Sit On You

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    Artist: John Mayer

    Song: No Such Thing

    Real Lyric: I just can't wait till my 10-year reunion. I'm gonna bust down the double doors.

    The Misheard: I just can't wait till my family reunion. I'm gonna bust out of Dumbledore.

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Little Saint Nick

    Real Lyric: "And when Santa hits the gas, man just watch her peel"

    The Misheard: "And when Santa gets his gas, man just watch your appeal"

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    Artist: Ke$ha

    Song: We R Who We R

    Real Lyric: We're sellin' our clothes

    The Misheard: We're sellin' our toes

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Chiquitita

    Real Lyric: I'm a shoulder you can cry on [...] I hope we can patch it up together [...] How the heartaches come and they go and the scars they're leaving [...] You'll be dancing once again and the pain will end You will have no time for grieving [...] But the sun is still in the sky [...] Try once more, like you did before [...] So the walls came tumbling down

    The Misheard: I'm a-sure that you can cry on [...] I hope that we can cash it up together [...] How the heartaches come and they go and the stars they're leaping [...] You'll be dancing once again like a penguin land You will have no time for breathing [...] But t

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    Artist: Prodigy

    Song: Smack My Bitch Up

    Real Lyric: Smack my b***h up

    The Misheard: Smack my pizza

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    Artist: Rush

    Song: Fly By Night

    Real Lyric: fly by not goodbye my dear

    The Misheard: fly by night away from here

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