The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There will be no white flag above my door
The Misheard: There will be no white flag above my tomb/toes
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Real Lyric: I know where you hide Alone in your car
The Misheard: And I'll take you high, Baloney or corn
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Real Lyric: if my life is for rent and I don't learn to buy
The Misheard: if my life is for rent and I don't want to buy
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Real Lyric: I shot the sherrif but I did not shoot the deputy
The Misheard: I shot the sherrif but I did not shoot him dead you see
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face
The Misheard: I supply the babies
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Real Lyric: Here they come, those feelings again!
The Misheard: Here they come, Bruce Lee lives again!
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Real Lyric: a denial, a denial
The Misheard: Going, going to s**t cargo... Going to s**t cargo... Sorry but I can't take you... Going down... going down now... going down....
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Real Lyric: Little Red corvette
The Misheard: Pay the rent Collette
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Real Lyric: She's got electric shoes and mohair suit..
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs and mohair shoes...
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Real Lyric: But it broke his heart so he stuck his middle finger to the world
The Misheard: But it broke his sock so he stuck his little finger to the world
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