The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Let's pretend we don't exist Let's pretend we're in Antarctica
The Misheard: Let's pretend we don't exist Let's pretend we're in an autocar
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Real Lyric: The boys are back in town
The Misheard: The boys from Maggot Town
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Real Lyric: Drop another line like the coda with a curse
The Misheard: Drop into the line like Dakota with the girls
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Real Lyric: Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on
The Misheard: Yes there are tubas you can go buy, but in the long run, there's still time to change the royals on
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Real Lyric: A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
The Misheard: A distant ***t smokes on the horizon
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Real Lyric: Turn Up the Radio
The Misheard: Turnips in the Radio!
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Real Lyric: I before E except after C
The Misheard: I before E it comes after C
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Real Lyric: When the Sheriff, John Brown, come for you. Tell me! What you gonna do?
The Misheard: When the sugar plum gun come for you. Dead meat! What you gonna do?
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Real Lyric: Illuminate the "No's" on their vacancy sign
The Misheard: Illuminate the nose on their vacancy sign
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Real Lyric: Rich daddy left you with a parachute, voice sounds like money and your face is cute, but your daddy left you with no love, and you touch everything with a velvet glove
The Misheard: b**th daddy left you with a pair of shoes, voice salmonella and a vase of coons, butcher daddy left you with no glove, and you touch everything with a belted grub
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