The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ivory skin against the moonlight
The Misheard: I've been racing 'gainst the moonlight
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Real Lyric: I see earthquakes and lightnin'. I hear the voice of rage and ruin. One eye is taken for an eye.
The Misheard: I see the ferris wheels of lightnin'I hear the voice of wreckage and ruin
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Real Lyric: Deep below
The Misheard: Tee pedo
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Real Lyric: All the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger I've got the moves like Jagger
The Misheard: All to move my dragonI've got to move my dragonI've got to move my dragon
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Real Lyric: Hey there Where you going with that UB40 in your hand
The Misheard: Hey, a we'a go and you be farting in your hands
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Real Lyric: "Eres tu, eres tu"
The Misheard: "It is, too, it is, too!"
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Real Lyric: Hey nonny ding dong, alang alang alang Boom ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay
The Misheard: Hermine Gingold ding a ling a ling
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Real Lyric: This nitrous hit is for Lynn and best friend Dobbs.
The Misheard: This nitrous hit is for Leonard's best friend's dog.
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Real Lyric: Working double time on the seduction line.
The Misheard: She got a 9 on her seduction roll.
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Real Lyric: You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go." You try to give away a keeper.
The Misheard: You said, "I caught you 'cause I want you and one day I'll let you go." You try to give away a kipper.
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