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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Men At Work

    Song: Down Under

    Real Lyric: He just smiled and gave a vegemite sandwich.

    The Misheard: He just smiled and gave a bite of my sandwich.

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Sad But True

    Real Lyric: You know it's, sad but true!

    The Misheard: You know it's state patrol!

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Feel the city breakin' and everbody shakin'; Stayin alive, stayin alive.

    The Misheard: Feel the eggs are breakin', and everybody's baking; Stayin alive, stayin alive.

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    Artist: Hall & Oates

    Song: Kiss On My List

    Real Lyric: Because your kiss is on my list

    The Misheard: Because your pissed about your lisp

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

    Real Lyric: The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil. Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.

    The Misheard: The sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in his car. Call me ta bake her up. Call me try bake her-ha.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: This Happened Much Too Soon She Called Me To Her Room

    The Misheard: This Happened Much Too Soon She thought I cured her womb

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    Artist: Adele

    Song: Set Fire to the Rain

    Real Lyric: I set fire to the rain

    The Misheard: I said fine the the rain

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    Artist: Right Said Fred

    Song: I'm Too Sexy

    Real Lyric: And I shake my little touche on the catwalk

    The Misheard: And I shave my little tush on the catwalk

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: The Struggle Within

    Real Lyric: struggle within your ruin struggle within you seal your own coffin

    The Misheard: struggle within your brewing struggle within you stir your own coffee

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    Artist: Christina Perri

    Song: Jar of Hearts

    Real Lyric: I know I can't take one more step towards you 'Cause all that's waiting is regret

    The Misheard: I know I can't take one more step towards you 'Cause all that's waiting is your crap

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