The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And though there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best...
The Misheard: And though Hussein's in my church, I still wish him the best...
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Real Lyric: ...They'll tell you black is really white, The moon is just the sun at night....
The Misheard: ....The moon is just a solid night...
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Real Lyric: On your wages day, Say say say say say
The Misheard: On your wages day,Sex sex sex sex sex
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Real Lyric: How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
The Misheard: How do you solve a problem like Maria?How do you catch a clown and pin it down?
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Real Lyric: The First Cut is the Deepest
The Misheard: The First Cut is the Dealer's
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Real Lyric: Wanna Whole Lotta Love
The Misheard: Wanna ho, la da da
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Real Lyric: "Finally, finally, yeah, yeah, oww... "Finally, it has happened to me, right in front of my face, and I just can not hide it...
The Misheard: "Vita-Lea™, Vita-Lea™, yeah, yeah, oww... Vita-Lea™ it has happened to me, right in front of my face, and I just can not hide it...
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Real Lyric: "...leave a peppermint stick for Old Saint Nick, hanging on the Christmas tree."
The Misheard: "...place a peppermint stick around your ***k, hanging for all to see."
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Real Lyric: She never likes to choose
The Misheard: She never liked the Jews
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Real Lyric: I'll Live Alone
The Misheard: Alleluia
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