The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss Got me hoping you'll save me right now
The Misheard: Your kids got me hoping you'll save me right now
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to Funkytown. Won't you take me to Funkytown.
The Misheard: Mostaza y Ketchup Funkytown. Mostaza y Ketchup Funkytown
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Real Lyric: "Come on now try and understand/ The way I feel under your command"
The Misheard: "Come on now try and understand The way I feel about the Orkin man".
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Real Lyric: Say goodbye, goodbye, hold on!
The Misheard: Say goodbye, goodbye, Howard!
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Real Lyric: No one bites back as hard On their anger
The Misheard: no one's backpack is hard on their anus
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Real Lyric: Oppa Gangnam Style
The Misheard: Wanted: Condom Star
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Real Lyric: Woke up by a girl, I don't even know her name
The Misheard: Porcupine girl, I don't even know her name
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Real Lyric: "Well we're living here in Allentown
The Misheard: "Well we're living here in Allenton"
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Real Lyric: For forty days and for forty nights i was undecided
The Misheard: For forty days and for forty nights i was on the cider
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Real Lyric: She drives me crazy like no one else She drive me crazy and I can't help myself I can't get any rest People say I'm obsessed
The Misheard: She drives me crazy, that long white greyhound She drives me crazy and I can't help myself I can't get any rest People say I've had sex
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