The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Everyone is gay
The Misheard: Every Juan is gay
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song.
The Misheard: Killing me softly with insults.
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Real Lyric: Give me the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in the rock and roll,
The Misheard: Give me a b***h boy to free my balls, I wanna get lost in your wok and hole.
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Real Lyric: Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
The Misheard: Imma sing on a song that Michael sung
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Real Lyric: Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it this dancing juice?
The Misheard: Is it the look in your eyes, Or is it these dancing jews?
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Real Lyric: Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside
The Misheard: Tsudanuma girls go round the outside, round the outside
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Real Lyric: She was looking kinda' dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead.
The Misheard: She was looking kinda' dumb with her finger up her bum and the shape of an elf on her forehead.
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love...
The Misheard: Bring me to Iowa...
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Real Lyric: But I'm begining to think that I've been decieved
The Misheard: But I'd be gay to think that I've been decieved
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Real Lyric: Right about now, the funk soul brother
The Misheard: Geile Braut now, the funk soul brother. ("Geile Braut" is German for "hot/horny bride", also used in colloquial speech for "sexy girl")
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