The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A loaded God complex c**k it, and pull it
The Misheard: A lonely God complex, c**kied and bullied
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Real Lyric: California has worn me quite thin...
The Misheard: California I won't make by ten....
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Real Lyric: . . . Altar-bound, hypnotized, . . . Never realised the passing hours of evening showers Slip noose hanging in my darkest dreams I'm strangled by your haunted social scene Just a pawn out-played by a dominating Queen . . . Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive . . . And I would have walked head on into the deep end of the river Clinging to your stocks and bonds Paying your H.P. demands forever Coming in the morning with a truck to take me home . . . So save your strength and run the field you play alone...
The Misheard: . . . All about, hypnotized, . . . Never realized the passing hours, evening showers, The good news hangin' in my darkest dreams And the sun fired hard (or "on") the social scene Dressed up on a lady dawn the nitty green . . . Second time,
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Real Lyric: Eyes without a face.
The Misheard: How's about a kiss? How's about a kiss?
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Real Lyric: You Gotta Jump Jive and Then Wail
The Misheard: Drunk Drivin' in February
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Real Lyric: I'm save Up high Nothing can touch me
The Misheard: I save a pie nothing can touch me
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Real Lyric: An old Leodiensian, la-ah-ah
The Misheard: I know that it tends to get lou-ou-oud
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Real Lyric: ...climbing to the top of a company ladder
The Misheard: ...climbing to the top of a crumbling ladder
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Real Lyric: Take a look ahead!
The Misheard: Tickle of her hair!
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Real Lyric: We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
The Misheard: We haven't had Pabst Beer in here since 1969.
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