The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Rising up to the challenge of our rivals
The Misheard: Rising up to the challenge of our eyeballs
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Real Lyric: I got money on my mind, I can never get enough
The Misheard: I got money on my mind, I can never get it up
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Real Lyric: One, two, three, Not only you and me. Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between. Countin' one, two, three Peter, Paul and Mary. Getting down with 3P, everybody loves ??
The Misheard: And I'm one, two, three I don't need your enemy. Well, maybe Mr. Freeze [villain from Batman]and I'm caught in-between And I'm one, two, three Peter Parker is a freak [Spider-Man's identity] And now I'm-a repeat, everybody loves Oprah
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Real Lyric: Phone whispering in my ear
The Misheard: No shivering in my poop
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Real Lyric: Sheets of empty canvas untouched sheets of clay Were laid spread out before me as her body once did.
The Misheard: She's an empty canvas Under sheets of glass Her legs spread out before me As her body holds still
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Real Lyric: Glaciers melting in the dead of night And the superstar's sucked into the supermassive
The Misheard: Faces melting in the deadened night and the superstar sucker is a super massive
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Real Lyric: Money for nothing and your chicks for free
The Misheard: Money for nothing and your cheques for free
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Real Lyric: The once and forever bloom gone with my sins, Walk the dark path, Sleep with angels, Call the past for help, Touch me with your love And reveal to me my true name.
The Misheard: The one cent forever blue, Gun with my seas, Walk the dark bad, Sleep with angels, Score the past for hair, Touch me with your lab And reveal to me your toothache.
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Real Lyric: Kyrie Eleison Down the road that I must travel Kyrie Eleison Through the darkness of the night Kyrie Eleison Where I'm going will you follow Kyrie Eleison On a highway in the light
The Misheard: Carry a laser Down the road that I must travel Carry a laser through the darkenss of the night Carry a laser Where I'm going will you follow Carry a laser On a highway in the light
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Real Lyric: Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door
The Misheard: Haven't you people ever heard of closing the garden door
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