The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll.
The Misheard: And there's a whino down the road I should have stolen the show There walks a baby we all know Who shines one light upon the snow And if you listen very hard The truth will bother you a lot When all are one and one is awwwww To be a rock and not a
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road Our shadows taller than our soul. There walks a lady we all know Who shines white light and wants to show And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last. When all are one and one is all To be a rock and not to roll.
The Misheard: And there's a whino down the road I should have stolen the show There walks a baby we all know Who shines one light upon the snow And if you listen very hard The truth will bother you a lot When all are one and one is awwwww To be a rock and not a
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Real Lyric: The Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Misheard: The Big Cheese is not my lover.
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Real Lyric: Get the cool! Get the cool shoeshine!
The Misheard: Get the cool! Ge the cool sunshine!
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with their pumped up kicks Better run better run Outrun my gun
The Misheard: All the other kids teach my wombat tricks and they run baby run faster than my brother
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Real Lyric: Like a bridge over troubled water
The Misheard: That little s**t does it two times a day
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Real Lyric: It's an eminence front
The Misheard: It's a living and it's f**ked
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Real Lyric: I'm a fool for the city.
The Misheard: Pool ball city. OR Pole vault city.
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Real Lyric: "It's not always rainbows and butterflies"
The Misheard: "It's not always rain, boys and butterflies"
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