The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey you, are you trying to be mean? You live with apes man, it's hard to be clean
The Misheard: Hey you, are you trying to be mean? Your lemonade stand, it ought be cleaned!!!
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Real Lyric: Let's drink to the salt of the Earth.
The Misheard: Let's drink to assaulting the Earth.
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Real Lyric: Wake up every day that would be a start
The Misheard: Waiting for the day I would be a star
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Real Lyric: Deutschmarks or dollars
The Misheard: Dutch marks the dollar
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Real Lyric: Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning? It ain't me.
The Misheard: Who's gonna walk you through the dark side of the morning? You and me.
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Real Lyric: Wrong! Do it again!
The Misheard: More! Creamed chicken!
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Real Lyric: With my taped up heart and my open bottle
The Misheard: With my taped up heart and my open grotto
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Real Lyric: Rockabye, don't bother cry
The Misheard: Rockabye, down butter cry
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Real Lyric: The secrets have gone mad
The Misheard: The sequins have gone mad
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Real Lyric: Fire in my chest
The Misheard: Fire in my church
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