The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So come give me a hug if you're into getting drugged
The Misheard: So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed
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Real Lyric: Keep on dancing and a prancing
The Misheard: Keep on dancing on a frying pan
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Real Lyric: Don't stop till you get enough Keep on with the force don't stop Don't stop till you get enough Keep on with the force don't stop Dont stop till you get enough
The Misheard: Don't stop till you get enough Keep going to the post office Don't stop till you get enough Come on to the Post office I don't eat potatoes!
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Real Lyric: It's the stuff that dreams are made of...
The Misheard: Stuff that green tomato...
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Real Lyric: When I'm throwing punches in the air
The Misheard: When I'm throwing butt juice in the air.
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Real Lyric: It was a long and dark December... Priests clutched onto Bibles Hollowed out to fit their rifles And a cross was held aloft... My nerves are poles that unfroze
The Misheard: I was alone in dark December... Trees, touchstones, and Bibles Not an ounce of faith thereafter And the cross was held aloft... Looks like rose, untold
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Real Lyric: Kicking your can all over the place...
The Misheard: Kicking your cat all over the place...
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Real Lyric: smooth operator
The Misheard: smooth hot potato
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Real Lyric: Sitting on the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holler at me
The Misheard: Sitting on the passenger side of his best friend's ride, Guy Koala and me
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Real Lyric: Come on, baby, light my fire
The Misheard: Come on now let's open fire
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