The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
The Misheard: Whose Bay have your Boobs bend under!
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Real Lyric: Rock the casbah
The Misheard: Rock the gas pump (or the "F" word)
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Real Lyric: The same kind of thread
The Misheard: This ain't Gallifrey!
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Real Lyric: Fight fire with fire, the ending is near!
The Misheard: *In Danish*Ręk mig en guldbajer, Henning det sner!
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Real Lyric: I ain't got nobody that i can depend on, no tenga anadie
The Misheard: I ain't got nobody that i can depend on to drink white lightning
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Real Lyric: I live my life in your hands.
The Misheard: I live my life in your pants.
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: And nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
The Misheard: Nobody was even sure if he was from the Tour de France.
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Real Lyric: Take my photo off the wall
The Misheard: Take my Frodo off the wall
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Real Lyric: Long tall Texan
The Misheard: Long toed Texan
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