The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: destination your mother's couch.
The Misheard: destination your mother's cooch.
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Real Lyric: I fought the law and the law won
The Misheard: First, "I bought the nylon - Narwhal!"Then, knowing I'd misheard it, I thought it was "I fought the lion - and I won!"
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Real Lyric: Alive like a lonely note from John Coltrane
The Misheard: Alive like a lonely note Taco Train.
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Real Lyric: Cold, we're so cold. We are, so.
The Misheard: Cold Risotto, we want. Some!
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Real Lyric: "To the window, To the wall, All you b***hes crawl"
The Misheard: This is the returnOf the space cowboyInter-planetaryGood vibe zoneAt the speed of Jeebus
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Real Lyric: But you didn't have to cut me off.
The Misheard: But you didn't have the caviar.
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Real Lyric: With a cap in his head and a knot in his tie
The Misheard: Look,cap *enis head for the land in the sky
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Real Lyric: I’m impregnable, incredible, the setting of quo
The Misheard: I'm in pregnant, only incredible, in the sitting on core
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Real Lyric: Oh Nice Guys Finish Last When you are an outcast Don't pat yourself on the back You might break your spine
The Misheard: Oh Nice Guys Finish LastWhen you run out of gasYou are so full of crapYou might break your spine
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Real Lyric: Dig it up, oh, oh
The Misheard: dig up our own
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