The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Changes that I've been through
The Misheard: Changes in aperture
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
The Misheard: Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night
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Real Lyric: Blue on blue, heartache of heartaches
The Misheard: Blue on blue, honic a-phonic
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Real Lyric: nothing is as bad as it seems
The Misheard: nothing is as bad ass, it seems
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, Four hungry children and a crop in the field.
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, Four hundred children and a mountain of veal.
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Real Lyric: All of them other boys can walk away They ain't even in the game
The Misheard: All of them other boys can walk away Even if they're gay
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Real Lyric: We are twelve billion lightyears (from the edge)
The Misheard: We are twelve billion lightnings...
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Real Lyric: ...but I'm really upset
The Misheard: ...but I wanna have sex
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Real Lyric: Beg my broken heart (to beat)
The Misheard: Break my broken heart
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Real Lyric: Guantanamera Guajira Guantanamera
The Misheard: One ton of merda For it was one ton of merda
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