The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Like I'm the only one that's in command
The Misheard: Like I'm the only one that's in to men
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
The Misheard: All the other pigs with the bummed-out ***ks
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Real Lyric: Lord, I was born a ramblin' man.
The Misheard: Lord I was born a family man.
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Real Lyric: The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
The Misheard: The woman is wild, she cen tell by the pervert that you are
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Real Lyric: He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
The Misheard: He sings the songs that remind him of the bad times
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Real Lyric: These people 'round here Were beaten down, eyes sunk in smoke; dried faces
The Misheard: Beans beat round down here, round to their sunken spot-dried face
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Real Lyric: And no message could have been any clearer
The Misheard: And no moustache gonna bend any clipper
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Real Lyric: Slip inside my sleeping bag
The Misheard: Slippers of the sleeping man
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black No colors anymore I want them to turn black
The Misheard: I see a rental and I want to paint it black No colors anymore I want them to turn black
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Real Lyric: I'll have the quesadilla
The Misheard: Alright But Here's the deal HAHA
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