The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: For every life you have taken, I am here to repay
The Misheard: For every life you have taken, I am here to repaint
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Real Lyric: We are the infinitesimal
The Misheard: We are the infinite testicles
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Real Lyric: Renegade, Renegade
The Misheard: Rain again, rain again
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Real Lyric: Lord of all Noldor!
The Misheard: La la-la la-la!
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Real Lyric: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see clearly not the rain is gone, I can see all popsicles in my way
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Real Lyric: I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides.
The Misheard: I wanna hold you till the beer in me subsides.
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Real Lyric: ...build a stairway to Heaven, be a prince or a vagabond
The Misheard: ...build a stairway to Heaven, be a prince or a bag of bones
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Real Lyric: Snake eyes in heaven The thief's in your head
The Misheard: s**t, the baby won't stop crying.
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Real Lyric: "Under my foot, so hopeless it seems" and "When time stands still at the Iron Hill"
The Misheard: "And they muscled, hopeless it seems"and"When time stands still at the hour nil"
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Real Lyric: If you were gone, for even a day, I wouldn't know, which way to turn, cause I'm lost without you
The Misheard: If you were gone,for even a day,way to turn,cause I'm lost without you.
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