The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dragged to Some Pedo
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Real Lyric: Life Will Be Ecstasy, You And Me Endlessly
The Misheard: Life will be ecstasy, you and me and less sleep
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Real Lyric: Am I Forgiven?
The Misheard: Am I a Gibbon?
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Real Lyric: Do you hope to make her see, you fool? Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?
The Misheard: Do you hope to make her see you drool?Do you hope to use your dusty tool?
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Real Lyric: Surely as life begun, you will as one battle with the serpentine fire
The Misheard: Surely ask the people, you won't last one round with the Serpentine Fire.
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Real Lyric: so this is this and that is that
The Misheard: Addressing this, addressing that
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Real Lyric: I saw the Ghost of Elvis
The Misheard: I saw the Goats of Elvis
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Real Lyric: I was born with an iron will
The Misheard: I was born with an iron wheel
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Real Lyric: To walk along the lonely street of dreams
The Misheard: To walk along the lonely streets of Greece
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Real Lyric: What a feeling. Bein's believin'. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life. Take your passion And make it happen.
The Misheard: What a feeling. Bein's believin'. I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life. Take your pants downAnd make it happen.
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