The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
The Misheard: So make the best of the desk thats in the sky
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with their pumped up kicks
The Misheard: All the other people with their f**ked-up kids
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Real Lyric: Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes
The Misheard: Put it in the pantry with your cumcakes
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Dansa
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know
The Misheard: When the rainbow chef eats cheese, say no.
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius...
The Misheard: This is the dawning on a man with a hairy **s, a man with a hairy **s, a hairy **s, a hairy **s !!!
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Real Lyric: Someone saved my life tonight, sugarbear...
The Misheard: someone shaved my wife tonight, shaved her bare...
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wake up like a doofus with a boner in the night.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a duece another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Dressed up like a doofus with a boner in the night.
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Real Lyric: I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain.
The Misheard: I can see his red teared eyes hurting from spanking!
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