The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Crawling through your schools.
The Misheard: Calling through to your schools.
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Real Lyric: I don't want to be anything other than what I've been...
The Misheard: I don't want to be anything under that waterbed...
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Real Lyric: Every time you drop the bomb, You kill the god your child has born.
The Misheard: Every time you drop the bong, You spill the bud your child has grown.
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Real Lyric: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you Don't need no butterflies when you give me the whole damn zoo
The Misheard: I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you Don't need no butterflies when you give me the whole damn flu
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Real Lyric: 'Cause my friend said he'd take you home He sits in a corner all alone He lives under a waterfall
The Misheard: 'Cause my friend said he'd take you home He sits in a corner all alone Feeling something wonderful
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Real Lyric: Our love ain't water under the bridge
The Misheard: I only want diamond rings
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Real Lyric: Dust rise right on over my time Empty fossil of the new scene ... Toll due; bad dream come true
The Misheard: Dust wraps 'round over my kind Empty apostle of the new seed ... Tall dude; bad dream come true
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Real Lyric: My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
The Misheard: My independence seems to vanish in The Hague.
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Real Lyric: I was defeated, you won the war.
The Misheard: I was defeated in Baltimore.
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Real Lyric: Got 50 60 grams prob 100 grams though
The Misheard: I felt a sexy grandfather for 100 grams tho
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